Hi Readers (lol).
Welcome to the latest edition of “Noz’s Match Report That No One Ever Reads”.
I reckon I could fill this whole report with a load of utter drivel and no-one will ever know. I’m not that kind of guy though so I will waste 15 minutes of my life typing words onto a page.
There are a few things to cover:
- The Venue was the Rolls of Monmouth – a society favourite, the third time we have been there
- The weather was pretty nice.
- I wore shorts. The Idiot wore some charity shop Ian Poulter trousers that didn’t suit him.
- Dinner before the round was averagely nice – we had ham.
- It was expensive
- Noz won (again) – carried through with a really good front 9 getting 18 points of my new 18 handicap – something I’m very proud of and look forward to taking down another jug off it.
- Baxter took down the Shark with a truly outstanding Sally Gunnel hopping over the water and landing around 10 feet from the hole.
- The Idiot dogged, unbelievable really as he could barely hit the ball on the front 9
- Somehow Gregs won a tenner
- No-one hit the green on the beautiful ninth
- Millers is an appalling cheat at Golf Fantasy league – his despicable behaviour cost Noz £7.50.
- Gregs has realised that “he isn’t actually be a helluva boy!”. This is clearly the big news of the day. Gregs has finally realised what everyone else has known since they met him.
Goodbye
