Match Report Shame Spiral

As we prepare for the 2022 Mindtwist Download, and get group and individual demands for money in a display of efficient administration from Miller that is quite out of character, here’s the position on outstanding match reports.

EventOffender
2022 CaptainsIdiot – despite posting an extraordinary round and winning margin
2022 SpittlePickle – not like him (or is it?)
2022 PresidentsCatto
2021 Claret JugRon – a multimedia experience is apparently imminent
2020 CaptainsPickle
2020 GibbonPeek
2020 Spittle Murderin Nelly
2019 Claret JugAust
2019 PresidentsJimenez

Some of these are clearly a lost cause, but the constitution is clear – chop chop chop for outstanding match reports, and I have been quite clear on this.

I think the former TD owes me a transcription of Bruce’s odd choice to do video match reports. And a match report he himself provided on WhatsApp and seems to have lost.

Get it sorted Laggards

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